alphaing: (what in the ever loving fuck)
dave ϟ strider (ｔｕｒｎｔｅｃｈＧｏｄｈｅａｄ) ([personal profile] alphaing) wrote 2012-01-25 11:18 am (UTC)

jesus
do you need a lift down to the hospital to squeeze out a baby or something
call 911 for that shit dude
i havent got my license for ferrying around squealing young fathers yet
dont squirt your nasty mpreg ass child all over the bathroom floor
rivers of jizzed out god knows what
i know its tempting but just breathe bro
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