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[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

Comments

[nitidus]

I'm sorry Dave, but I am simply not as in love with your junk as you are. What salacious intentions you paint me with! Can a sister not ask her brother how he is without wanting to "get down with it"?

[alphaing]

whoa steady on the denial there
slinging out quotation marks without a permit
dont make me book you for too much rampant sexiness

whats eating you then

[nitidus]

No, you were right completely. But I am also bored. I have read this book at least six times. I one more re-read away from grabbing a red pen. I am sending out an S.O.S.

[alphaing]

there are these funny inventions called libraries
online ones too i know its CRAZY
buy me a pizza and come over
we can veg to non-cage films and gloat to john

[nitidus]

I'm in my pajama's, Dave. I will buy you a pizza, but you will have to come here to get it. Here, I will give you an exciting incentive: my power isn't out.

[alphaing]

i can turn the power back ON
i dont like your house its creepy as balls
plus your chairs feel like an old lady sat in them first to snap her spine to attention and check everyone else should suffer the same fate
you come to mine pajama girl or you dont get all of this

[nitidus]

I'm not getting dressed. I hope you are embarrassed when you answer the door. I am going to wear the most unattractive slippers I can find. I will wear my fluffiest coat.
What kind of pizza do you want?

[alphaing]

surprise me
i can take it just like im one toolpack away from handling your slippers and adding a gazebo on there for shits and giggles
definitely ham

[nitidus]

I'm adding bacon.
I'll pay by card, please do not have a panic attack when the pizza man arrives and you do not have money. You do not have to pay him by other means. Or I suppose you could, but I will eat all the pizza in the meantime.
(;

[alphaing]

holy shit
im using the GOOD kitchen towel tonight

[nitidus]

I'm sure he will be utterly seduced.

[alphaing]

oh shi
hold on

[nitidus]

What did you do?

[alphaing]

do you have any candles??

[nitidus]

Is the Pope catholic? Of course I do.
Dave, on a scale from one to ten how fucked is your power?

[alphaing]

i might have just given it electric aids
oh fuck my internets down thats electric too
who do you even call when that happens
im texting you like its 1997 and i just jacked off in excitement over the hi-tech wonders of goddamn snake 1

[nitidus]

You call the people who provide you with power. How have you survived living on your own, is what I am wondering. I am bringing candles and a blanket -- your heating is also electric, if you were wondering.

[alphaing]

oh my god im going to die

[nitidus]

Have no fear. We can share body heat and I will be the big spoon.

[alphaing]

ok im going to find the pamphlets or whatever they give you when they rig your apartment
i think theyre in the takeaway drawer
let me know when you get here
also i am no womans little spoon

[nitidus]

Yes you are.
I am calling a cab now. Your pizza should be on route -- I bought you cake too, you can thank me later.

[she is wearing the ugliest slippers and she has her whole entire quilt around her shoulders. ]

[alphaing]

are you trying to seduce me
little late for that
let yourself in the doors unlocked

[ He's standing in the complete dark of his apartment with the curtains thrown wide to let in moonlight, t-shirt and jeans in tow. ]

[nitidus]

[The truth of the matter is that her quilt cape is way superior to his every day clothes. The cab driver is completely stunned by it as she shuffles out of her apartment, down the path and into the car. There is a silent understanding between them: do not question the lady with the quilt cape. ]

How can I seduce you when you are already seduced?

[The cab ride is a short one. It is filled with a one-sided awkward silence as Rose taps away at her phone. The cab stays for at least a minute more as she waddles up Dave's steps, quilt and candles clutched to her chest. She is pretty sure she can hear the driver laughing as she opens the door with her elbow to get inside. ]

[alphaing]

[ Haha, okay. Quilt cape can suck his dick, his sense of style is beyond the pale of awesome. He shakes his head at her reply and waits for the rumble of a car outside before opening his front door and meeting her face to face.

Jesus, she looks like a bed emporium refugee. That poor (lucky???) cabby. ]

If this is how you seduce people, consider me already pregnant. I'm a total goner.

[ Lips twitching up, a gesture invites her into the dark cavern of his crappy apartment. ]

[nitidus]

That baby is not mine.

[She doesn't shed her quilt-cape even when she is safely inside. She does shiver a little as she bypasses him into his living room. There, she sheds it onto his couch using her phone to illuminate what little of the room she can.

She wasn't lying about the pajamas. ]

I brought you candles.