ic ϟ contact (drs/games/etc.)

[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

Comments

[alphaing]

sup
yenno funny thing about private calls you talk to me here youve already got my attention
appreciate the ice breaker though
how long you been holding that funny in

incoming text spam.

[ex_inherit667]

dave

[ex_inherit667]

hey dave

[ex_inherit667]

daaaave!

[ex_inherit667]

dave, dave, dave, dave!

[ex_inherit667]

dude!
you really suck at answering your texts.

alright. done. maybe.

[ex_inherit667]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE.

[alphaing]

jesus
do you need a lift down to the hospital to squeeze out a baby or something
call 911 for that shit dude
i havent got my license for ferrying around squealing young fathers yet
dont squirt your nasty mpreg ass child all over the bathroom floor
rivers of jizzed out god knows what
i know its tempting but just breathe bro

[alphaing]

ahahahaha
you need to fuck me to one of those

[alphaing]

how about a threesome

[ladygrit]

hey dave i see youre not here
hopefully youve got your phone some where near
cause im layin down a message just to say what what
hurry up and txt me back you big smelly butt!!!! :D <3

[alphaing]

woof woof im here
whats up

[alphaing]

guess whos not getting laid tonight
be kind of sick for you to fuck a kitten im also called peta
mr makara you have some serious issues
were confiscating your boyfriend for his own welfare

[alphaing]

<3

quietly drops this here for whenever

[nitidus]

[It isn't late precisely, but it is late enough that Rose is curled up on her couch, nightdress bunched up on her thighs and a cushion sandwiched between her feet. In one hand she has a book, something erotic and entirely flowery that she knows she could have written better. In the other, there is a glass of wine -- from which she takes a sip and then absently sets down onto the floor.

Her phone is balaced on her thigh. It takes her four more pages before she glances at it. It takes her another two before she picks it up opens up a new message. ]

Are you busy, brother mine?

[alphaing]

im ensconced between the chafing sweaty leather of a million cables trying to root themselves up my ass and fry me from the inside-out as part of their horrendous electrical rite of passage
i dont believe for a minute half the shit i need came with this sound system
coming to you live haha jesus from my hands and knees like a supplicant for sausage worship
yeah im busy as a bitch but about to shock myself to death
taking five sounds sweet
whats up

forward dated 2 tomorrow since i have work

[nitidus]

I would like to congratulate you on making it through another year. You deserve many an applause for your gallant effort in growing up and becoming an outstanding member of society. I am very, very proud of you.

Happy birthday, Dave. The pizza is not on me this time, I'm afraid.

[alphaing]

are you gonna get wasted
like is this a legit excuse for you to create a battalion of bottled deathly toxins to toast in my honor
the demise of your liver isnt something i think we need to mark the occasion with your pa well wishing appreciated already
im an old man now so pay your respects