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[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

Comments

[alphaing]

are you gonna get wasted
like is this a legit excuse for you to create a battalion of bottled deathly toxins to toast in my honor
the demise of your liver isnt something i think we need to mark the occasion with your pa well wishing appreciated already
im an old man now so pay your respects

[nitidus]

Can a girl not wish her brother a happy birthday without wild accusations thrown her way?
If you must know, I have made up some home-made champagne.

[alphaing]

see THERE i knew it
your alcoholism knows no bounds
my very existence is enabling you to get smashed with kanaya
youre banned from celebrating my birthday as of now
make me a pizza and well talk

[nitidus]

I just told you, I am not providing the pizza.
I did provide the doritos, however.

[alphaing]

food group abuse tbh
pizza or gtfo rose
this is not a democracy this is my birthday

[nitidus]

I'll met you half way. I have some bread; I will paste some tomato sauce over it and sprinkle it with doritos, after which I will heat it up in the oven.

[alphaing]

you get champagne on MY birthday and i get second rate dorito bread?
tell you what lets just pretend i was NEVER BORN AT ALL

[nitidus]

Perhaps if you would stop sulking in your room and come and join me, you would have champagne too.

[alphaing]

im not sulking im working
these sweet rhymes dont write themselves

[nitidus]

They will still be there later, you know.