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[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

Comments

[ladygrit]

hey dave i see youre not here
hopefully youve got your phone some where near
cause im layin down a message just to say what what
hurry up and txt me back you big smelly butt!!!! :D <3

[alphaing]

woof woof im here
whats up

[ladygrit]

not a whole lot??
just lying here and coming up with super sick rhymes for your amusement!!!
because im just great like that :D heheehe

whats up with you mr coolkid?

[alphaing]

the exciting land of tees and washing powder has got me
doing laundry
hit me with some of your sick beats mrs doo they can only freshen up this load im stuffing into the machine

[ladygrit]

doo as in scooby doo???
ruh roh bro!!! :O

lol that sounds super boring
i was hoping you might be doing something really awesome but i guess youre not??
:P way to set an example

[alphaing]

aint never been a more lucky cartoon dog
also have a hearty fuck you harley if i didnt consciously turn off my swag sometimes id be knee deep in squirting pussies ive got to think of the environment
they call me el tornado of the jizz fountains cause when i switch on all that awesome
bam
instant river newly charted through the city

[ladygrit]

you know how sometimes you go off on big crazy monologues about things that i dont really get and i just sit there and tune you out until youre all done???

now is one of those times hehehe

[alphaing]

oh shit theres an unused condom in these jeans
score

[ladygrit]

tmi dave!!! XO

[alphaing]

ahahahaha
at least it wasnt used thatd be fuckin gross

[ladygrit]

ewwww that would be seriously gross D:
dont you check your pockets before you put your pants in the washing machine?

[alphaing]

thats what im doing now
have you heard from john lately

[ladygrit]

ohhhh ok
and no i havent?? rose was just saying he hasnt really been online lately and i txted him a while ago but he hasnt replied :(

[alphaing]

elusive little bastard isnt he
probably snogging his posters of nic cage

[ladygrit]

he is probably whispering sweet nothings to his dvd collection <3 <3
what a dork!!

[alphaing]

i know were joking but yeah he probably is
jegus
so what is new with you youre all up in my grill like you wanna be stuffed in my buns

[ladygrit]

i have no idea what any of this has to do with a barbeque but sure xD
nothing is new with me??? its too hot and the air is too humid and everything is lame :( becs gone off somewhere by himself too
i think hes teaching me a lesson because i shouted at him the other day :|

[alphaing]

jade one day im going to teach you all the slang and youll never stop using it itll be glorious
let the hellhound do whatever it wants youve got me
arf arf hi can i get my belly scratched

[ladygrit]

yes you can!
but youd better not chew on my squiddles >:(
ive told bec so many times they arent his toys!! sometimes he is jerk dog.

[alphaing]

i am totally not a jerk dog
you should have an exchange