ic ϟ contact (drs/games/etc.)

[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

Comments

[nitidus]

I am finding it hard to believe that Dave Strider is struggling to piece together a sound system from scratch. Surely it cannot be true that you have not mastered the art of do it yourself electronics? Say it isn't so! I do not want to live in a world where you do not excel at everything.

I am feeling blasé.

[alphaing]

excuse you maybe you should try re-wiring your old set to the state-of-the-art new one hunched over in darkness with only your iphone torch for light
maybe that is a thing you could try sometime
im excelling at not giving a damn

cant you just say youre bored like a normal person
im really flattered by the way

[nitidus]

Did you knock your electricity out? Should I be calling someone to come save your lights?

I'm bored. Out of my mind.
I haven't the faintest idea what you could be flattered over, however.

[alphaing]

no one is touching my shit lets get that straighter than a republican from the deep south repressing his homorection for his wifes bro right now
this is not even to be brought into question again
ill fix it

do you want to play a game rose

[nitidus]

So your power is out. Please don't kill yourself.

Is the game "how quickly can Rose phone an ambulance when I electrocute myself?"

[alphaing]

thats almost as hilarious as you trying to pass off boredom for being aimlessly horny

[nitidus]

You are endlessly endearing while pretending to know what you're talking about. On the contrary, I am reading. Perhaps you ought to stop projecting.

[alphaing]

youve never cybered in your life have you
except with imaginary tentacles
talk about twisted why not just have some down and dirty imaginary normal sex instead
its because id blow your mind isnt it
say no more

[nitidus]

I'm sorry Dave, but I am simply not as in love with your junk as you are. What salacious intentions you paint me with! Can a sister not ask her brother how he is without wanting to "get down with it"?

[alphaing]

whoa steady on the denial there
slinging out quotation marks without a permit
dont make me book you for too much rampant sexiness

whats eating you then

[nitidus]

No, you were right completely. But I am also bored. I have read this book at least six times. I one more re-read away from grabbing a red pen. I am sending out an S.O.S.

[alphaing]

there are these funny inventions called libraries
online ones too i know its CRAZY
buy me a pizza and come over
we can veg to non-cage films and gloat to john

[nitidus]

I'm in my pajama's, Dave. I will buy you a pizza, but you will have to come here to get it. Here, I will give you an exciting incentive: my power isn't out.

[alphaing]

i can turn the power back ON
i dont like your house its creepy as balls
plus your chairs feel like an old lady sat in them first to snap her spine to attention and check everyone else should suffer the same fate
you come to mine pajama girl or you dont get all of this

[nitidus]

I'm not getting dressed. I hope you are embarrassed when you answer the door. I am going to wear the most unattractive slippers I can find. I will wear my fluffiest coat.
What kind of pizza do you want?

[alphaing]

surprise me
i can take it just like im one toolpack away from handling your slippers and adding a gazebo on there for shits and giggles
definitely ham

[nitidus]

I'm adding bacon.
I'll pay by card, please do not have a panic attack when the pizza man arrives and you do not have money. You do not have to pay him by other means. Or I suppose you could, but I will eat all the pizza in the meantime.
(;

[alphaing]

holy shit
im using the GOOD kitchen towel tonight

[nitidus]

I'm sure he will be utterly seduced.

[alphaing]

oh shi
hold on

[nitidus]

What did you do?

[alphaing]

do you have any candles??

[nitidus]

Is the Pope catholic? Of course I do.
Dave, on a scale from one to ten how fucked is your power?

[alphaing]

i might have just given it electric aids
oh fuck my internets down thats electric too
who do you even call when that happens
im texting you like its 1997 and i just jacked off in excitement over the hi-tech wonders of goddamn snake 1

[nitidus]

You call the people who provide you with power. How have you survived living on your own, is what I am wondering. I am bringing candles and a blanket -- your heating is also electric, if you were wondering.