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[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

Comments

[alphaing]

see i know youre not serious because a smilies there
anyway hed flatten you
hes about fifty feet tall

[ex_inherit667]

whatever, man.

[alphaing]

egbert

john
youre not fuckin with me are you
like haha the bi thing is so funny think ill rip on dave a bit with some quality pranks
cause i kind of wondered for a while if me and you could have a thing and then realised thats pretty pointless
no homo in egbertialand and whatever
so this isnt too hilarious
youre my best friend

[ex_inherit667]

idk.
i was going to just mess with you at first but like.

why am i jealous that you're dating someone?
like haha that's so dumb.
we're just friends, it's stupid, right?
right, dave?

[alphaing]

just sincerely for a minute here
fuck you if this is a joke

otherwise idk
maybe youre threatened some other dude gets private time with your personal strider
that you just dont factor into

[ex_inherit667]

it's not a fucking joke i'm freaking out a bit here.

[alphaing]

okay chill out
why exactly are you freaking over the fact i have a
person

[ex_inherit667]

because i'm supposed to like, be supportive and happy for you and shit like that.
that's what best friends do.
and instead i just feel...
idk.
idk....

[alphaing]

well






shit
sorry i guess
only kind of not john because what did you expect
that id pine away forever until you realised youre suddenly all homo
sucks that youre hurt over this but
idk either
how are you expecting me to console you that some other guy jumped my bones first
i dont regret he did

[ex_inherit667]

[ And it's getting weird. Because it was just supposed to be a stupid joke, he wasn't actually supposed to find out that Dave was seeing someone. He wasn't supposed to feel anything about it.

Too much, too much. ]

haha.

man i got you so good, dave.

:D

[ Overcompensating. ]

[alphaing]

fuck this im blocking you for a while

[ex_inherit667]

oh come on, dude.

[alphaing]

no

[ex_inherit667]

please.

[alphaing]

why did you bother jerking me around like that
was that funny
did you think id be laughing

[ex_inherit667]

no.
dave it's not that.
i just.

[alphaing]

what

[ex_inherit667]

dave i don't wanna sit here and talk about this.
i don't want you saying sorry. i don't want stuff to be all awkward.
i just don't want to.
it's easier to pretend it's a joke.
it's easier than thinking it's real. i don't want to feel like this.
i'm not supposed to like dudes.
and i'm not supposed to like my best friend.
my in-a-relationship best friend.

[alphaing]

you are so
its not my problem
jesus
you want me now that you cant have me is that it
some cliche hollywood bullshit going on here lets round up the cameras and put on a real show
you just realised this second you want to ride my dick
youre totally alright with getting rammed up the ass like a pig on a spit
that conclusion smacked you in the face all because i said im with some guy that happens to take me off the market
am i reading this right??

[ex_inherit667]

just forget it.

[alphaing]

thats so unfair john

[ex_inherit667]

and what you just said isn't?

[alphaing]

yeah its not
because thats the truth isnt it

[ex_inherit667]

no. and that's why it's unfair, because you're making asshole assumptions like you always do.
but whatever, if you want to believe your best friend is that much of a dick then i guess it's your prerogative.

[alphaing]

then help me out and explain
fuck
im sitting here with my head in a hand trying to calm down