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[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

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[ex_inherit667]

you're my best friend no matter what.

[alphaing]

what if i stop washing

[ex_inherit667]

then you're banned from my place and i'll call you my smelly best friend instead.

[alphaing]

ahahaha deal

[ex_inherit667]

umm.
hey you don't like....
actually like me or anything, do you?

[alphaing]

didnt you notice all the longing pauses between my replies
those shy hesitations
shit
you found out my secret

[ex_inherit667]

dickhead.

[alphaing]

as much as youre sort of
cute i guess
i dont want to do the backwards rodeo on your manwang no

[ex_inherit667]

backwards
rodeo
omg dave

[alphaing]

technically called the reverse cowgirl but
yenno

[ex_inherit667]

hey can i tell you something since we're sharing secrets or whatever?

[alphaing]

hit me like you just shot out the oven
toasty hot with those secrets

[ex_inherit667]

i totally
unironically
am sort of homo for you.

[ he's kidding, he just wants to fuck with him.

or is he. ]

[alphaing]

[ Most unphased ever after a few seconds of staring. ]

welp
youre gonna have to duke that out with my significant untrollish other then bro
hone up those fisticuffs

[ex_inherit667]

dude i just confessed my feelings and you're telling me to fight someone
cool :(

[alphaing]

see i know youre not serious because a smilies there
anyway hed flatten you
hes about fifty feet tall

[ex_inherit667]

whatever, man.

[alphaing]

egbert

john
youre not fuckin with me are you
like haha the bi thing is so funny think ill rip on dave a bit with some quality pranks
cause i kind of wondered for a while if me and you could have a thing and then realised thats pretty pointless
no homo in egbertialand and whatever
so this isnt too hilarious
youre my best friend

[ex_inherit667]

idk.
i was going to just mess with you at first but like.

why am i jealous that you're dating someone?
like haha that's so dumb.
we're just friends, it's stupid, right?
right, dave?

[alphaing]

just sincerely for a minute here
fuck you if this is a joke

otherwise idk
maybe youre threatened some other dude gets private time with your personal strider
that you just dont factor into

[ex_inherit667]

it's not a fucking joke i'm freaking out a bit here.

[alphaing]

okay chill out
why exactly are you freaking over the fact i have a
person

[ex_inherit667]

because i'm supposed to like, be supportive and happy for you and shit like that.
that's what best friends do.
and instead i just feel...
idk.
idk....

[alphaing]

well






shit
sorry i guess
only kind of not john because what did you expect
that id pine away forever until you realised youre suddenly all homo
sucks that youre hurt over this but
idk either
how are you expecting me to console you that some other guy jumped my bones first
i dont regret he did

[ex_inherit667]

[ And it's getting weird. Because it was just supposed to be a stupid joke, he wasn't actually supposed to find out that Dave was seeing someone. He wasn't supposed to feel anything about it.

Too much, too much. ]

haha.

man i got you so good, dave.

:D

[ Overcompensating. ]