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[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

Comments

[ex_inherit667]

sweet, i hope they're pink.

[alphaing]

glittery as a sailors fart
shimmery with every flicker
god i made myself ill typing that

[ex_inherit667]

hahaha, good.

hey dave?

[alphaing]

what

[ex_inherit667]

you're my best friend no matter what.

[alphaing]

what if i stop washing

[ex_inherit667]

then you're banned from my place and i'll call you my smelly best friend instead.

[alphaing]

ahahaha deal

[ex_inherit667]

umm.
hey you don't like....
actually like me or anything, do you?

[alphaing]

didnt you notice all the longing pauses between my replies
those shy hesitations
shit
you found out my secret

[ex_inherit667]

dickhead.

[alphaing]

as much as youre sort of
cute i guess
i dont want to do the backwards rodeo on your manwang no

[ex_inherit667]

backwards
rodeo
omg dave

[alphaing]

technically called the reverse cowgirl but
yenno

[ex_inherit667]

hey can i tell you something since we're sharing secrets or whatever?

[alphaing]

hit me like you just shot out the oven
toasty hot with those secrets

[ex_inherit667]

i totally
unironically
am sort of homo for you.

[ he's kidding, he just wants to fuck with him.

or is he. ]

[alphaing]

[ Most unphased ever after a few seconds of staring. ]

welp
youre gonna have to duke that out with my significant untrollish other then bro
hone up those fisticuffs

[ex_inherit667]

dude i just confessed my feelings and you're telling me to fight someone
cool :(

[alphaing]

see i know youre not serious because a smilies there
anyway hed flatten you
hes about fifty feet tall

[ex_inherit667]

whatever, man.

[alphaing]

egbert

john
youre not fuckin with me are you
like haha the bi thing is so funny think ill rip on dave a bit with some quality pranks
cause i kind of wondered for a while if me and you could have a thing and then realised thats pretty pointless
no homo in egbertialand and whatever
so this isnt too hilarious
youre my best friend

[ex_inherit667]

idk.
i was going to just mess with you at first but like.

why am i jealous that you're dating someone?
like haha that's so dumb.
we're just friends, it's stupid, right?
right, dave?

[alphaing]

just sincerely for a minute here
fuck you if this is a joke

otherwise idk
maybe youre threatened some other dude gets private time with your personal strider
that you just dont factor into

[ex_inherit667]

it's not a fucking joke i'm freaking out a bit here.