ic ϟ contact (drs/games/etc.)

[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

Comments

[ex_inherit667]

what do you mean?

[alphaing]

nothing man
its not important
lets change the subject and get something more easily shared up in here

[ex_inherit667]

but it sort of is important, right?
i like this subject just fine.
can we stay on it?
please?

[alphaing]

theres not much to talk about
is there
whats snagged your super hetero interest

[ex_inherit667]

dunno.
just wondering what you meant by this being a thing?

[alphaing]

idk
awkward maybe on your part

[ex_inherit667]

why would it be?
you're still dave, nothing changed.

[alphaing]

i totally sprouted fairy wings
surprise

[ex_inherit667]

sweet, i hope they're pink.

[alphaing]

glittery as a sailors fart
shimmery with every flicker
god i made myself ill typing that

[ex_inherit667]

hahaha, good.

hey dave?

[alphaing]

what

[ex_inherit667]

you're my best friend no matter what.

[alphaing]

what if i stop washing

[ex_inherit667]

then you're banned from my place and i'll call you my smelly best friend instead.

[alphaing]

ahahaha deal

[ex_inherit667]

umm.
hey you don't like....
actually like me or anything, do you?

[alphaing]

didnt you notice all the longing pauses between my replies
those shy hesitations
shit
you found out my secret

[ex_inherit667]

dickhead.

[alphaing]

as much as youre sort of
cute i guess
i dont want to do the backwards rodeo on your manwang no

[ex_inherit667]

backwards
rodeo
omg dave

[alphaing]

technically called the reverse cowgirl but
yenno

[ex_inherit667]

hey can i tell you something since we're sharing secrets or whatever?

[alphaing]

hit me like you just shot out the oven
toasty hot with those secrets

[ex_inherit667]

i totally
unironically
am sort of homo for you.

[ he's kidding, he just wants to fuck with him.

or is he. ]