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[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

Comments

[alphaing]

pretty sure if dicks and balls dont touch then youre okay

heir of texts suits you

[ex_inherit667]

doesn't matter, i don't do that to my nic cage posters!

oops, sorry.

[alphaing]

haha who would do that to nic cage
like even in person
ahahaha

[ex_inherit667]

you never know, dave!
he is a badass, after all. i bet girls are falling all over him and his badassery!

[alphaing]

girls and guys alike
and nic cage is all oh no i couldnt possibly
my mangrit all fell out with my combover skullet
it was the darkest of days
tits and peens away
and he slaps them all before flouncing off into another shitty role

[ex_inherit667]

by which you mean flawless role with perfect acting!

[alphaing]

nope

[ex_inherit667]

:(

[alphaing]

dont make me do smilies man

[ex_inherit667]

:( :( :(

[alphaing]

fuck

[ex_inherit667]

:C

[alphaing]

im not doing one of those

[ex_inherit667]

.... :(

[alphaing]

shit dude
youre emasculating me as we speak
its not in my blood

[ex_inherit667]

>:

[alphaing]

the fuck is that
you lose your mouth or something

[ex_inherit667]

no it's a sad face, too!

[alphaing]

are you sad because nic cage wont love you
you can tell me
slide his man salami in your ear and whisper sweet nothings
lmfao

[ex_inherit667]

you're such a dick, holy shit.

[alphaing]

im just insecure over the fact hes got a hold over your heart i never will
i cried myself to sleep last night no lie
my beds a lake

[ex_inherit667]

yeah, whatever, man.

[alphaing]

egbert signed off without saying goodnight
what does this mean
so many feels and i cant hold them all
shit there goes my ego

[ex_inherit667]

yeah, sorry.
total heartbreaker here.
put on this planet to fuck with your heart.

[alphaing]

i thank my lucky stars every day that men and women got there before you
otherwise id be curled up in a ball
rocking back and forth
a single solitary tear glancing down my pristine cheek
woe incarnate