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[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

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dave

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hey dave

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daaaave!

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dave, dave, dave, dave!

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dude!
you really suck at answering your texts.

alright. done. maybe.

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE.

[alphaing]

jesus
do you need a lift down to the hospital to squeeze out a baby or something
call 911 for that shit dude
i havent got my license for ferrying around squealing young fathers yet
dont squirt your nasty mpreg ass child all over the bathroom floor
rivers of jizzed out god knows what
i know its tempting but just breathe bro

[ex_inherit667]

dave that's......

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really gross!!!!
ew, what the fuck?

[alphaing]

just answering each bullet of urgency with an appropriate amount of sensitive understanding
sup man
whyre you hollerin for me like you need my dick more than oxygen

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oh umm.
right, i totally had something to tell you!
but i forgot, sorry.
so hi, what's up!

[alphaing]

currently naked
uh mostly naked in a towel
fresh out the shower and shiny as a whore
whats going on in egbertia land

[ex_inherit667]

dude you seriously say the weirdest things.
like, in the world.
but ummm.
nothing!
i'm really bored, there's nothing to do. :(

[alphaing]

whats weird about that
man if youre bored i can throw down some sick new beats
lyrics thatll get your eardrums writhing in ecstacy
ooh mr wordsmith ooh rhyme at me a little harder
fuck yeah
shits tight as a giant ball of yarn
here we go

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the weird part is comparing yourself to to being a shiny whore.
wait...
you're going to rap at me over text?

[alphaing]

wouldnt wanna be a dirty one
yeah why not

[ex_inherit667]

i guess, but you could have compared yourself to something that isn't a whore.
uhhh.
i don't know. guess it isn't any different than it happening over pesterchum.

[alphaing]

youre so pure and unsullied that sometimes i like to gently coax you into these things
think of me as your jedi master young padawan

correct me if im wrong here but you sound pretty damn blithe about the whole thing
more than usual

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i am not pure and unsullied!

oh, sorry. here, let me try again.

yeah!!! awesome!!!! rap to me, dave. just like taylor swift in everything she's done.
woo me with your sweet rhymes and sick beats.

[alphaing]

oh youre not are you
i dont think humping your nic cage poster cuts it
no matter how many stains you have to wipe off

just for that youre getting zilch from my genius

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dude no!!!
all nic cage posters are sacred, i would never.
also, not gay.

hey, that's just rude, alright?
you offer rhymes to entertain me and don't deliver.
:(

[alphaing]

humping a poster doesnt make you gay

my rhymes are offended and currently taking their leave of you good sir
watch them flip off the handle and do a somersault into a vacation

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it's a poster of a dude.

lame.
l a m e.
the lamest of lame.
king lame-o. knight of lame!
yeah, haha, i like that one. knight of lame. i think you have a new title, dave.

[alphaing]

pretty sure if dicks and balls dont touch then youre okay

heir of texts suits you

[ex_inherit667]

doesn't matter, i don't do that to my nic cage posters!

oops, sorry.