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[alphaing]

TG: sup
TG: cant answer since im off doing my own thing right now so leave a message
TG: tz this isnt where you get to hang out all day and hump my cherry sweet words like a color addict on a crack fix get out and stop licking this entry already girl
TG: later

Comments

[alphaing]

youre so pure and unsullied that sometimes i like to gently coax you into these things
think of me as your jedi master young padawan

correct me if im wrong here but you sound pretty damn blithe about the whole thing
more than usual

[ex_inherit667]

i am not pure and unsullied!

oh, sorry. here, let me try again.

yeah!!! awesome!!!! rap to me, dave. just like taylor swift in everything she's done.
woo me with your sweet rhymes and sick beats.

[alphaing]

oh youre not are you
i dont think humping your nic cage poster cuts it
no matter how many stains you have to wipe off

just for that youre getting zilch from my genius

[ex_inherit667]

dude no!!!
all nic cage posters are sacred, i would never.
also, not gay.

hey, that's just rude, alright?
you offer rhymes to entertain me and don't deliver.
:(

[alphaing]

humping a poster doesnt make you gay

my rhymes are offended and currently taking their leave of you good sir
watch them flip off the handle and do a somersault into a vacation

[ex_inherit667]

it's a poster of a dude.

lame.
l a m e.
the lamest of lame.
king lame-o. knight of lame!
yeah, haha, i like that one. knight of lame. i think you have a new title, dave.

[alphaing]

pretty sure if dicks and balls dont touch then youre okay

heir of texts suits you

[ex_inherit667]

doesn't matter, i don't do that to my nic cage posters!

oops, sorry.

[alphaing]

haha who would do that to nic cage
like even in person
ahahaha

[ex_inherit667]

you never know, dave!
he is a badass, after all. i bet girls are falling all over him and his badassery!

[alphaing]

girls and guys alike
and nic cage is all oh no i couldnt possibly
my mangrit all fell out with my combover skullet
it was the darkest of days
tits and peens away
and he slaps them all before flouncing off into another shitty role

[ex_inherit667]

by which you mean flawless role with perfect acting!

[alphaing]

nope

[ex_inherit667]

:(

[alphaing]

dont make me do smilies man

[ex_inherit667]

:( :( :(

[alphaing]

fuck

[ex_inherit667]

:C

[alphaing]

im not doing one of those

[ex_inherit667]

.... :(

[alphaing]

shit dude
youre emasculating me as we speak
its not in my blood

[ex_inherit667]

>:

[alphaing]

the fuck is that
you lose your mouth or something

[ex_inherit667]

no it's a sad face, too!

[alphaing]

are you sad because nic cage wont love you
you can tell me
slide his man salami in your ear and whisper sweet nothings
lmfao